(I’m running errands for my pregnant wife. While walking to a nearby store, I see two teenagers harassing a child that is only four or five years old. I shoo them away from the boy, and he introduces himself.)
Me: “So, where’s your mom at?”
Boy: “She’s in the store. Do you have kids?”
Me: “Not yet. We’re expecting a baby girl soon, though.”
Boy: “Well, she’s going to turn out nice, like you! So, I’m going to marry her someday!”
(I laugh, and play along while I bring him to the service desk, and wait until his mom picks him up. Six years later, my daughter comes home from school and introduces us to a friend that defended her against a bully on the playground. I didn’t recognize him, but he certainly knew who I was!)
Me: Humm, I should practice some animation today!
Me: But what should I animate?
Me: Oh! Oh! You should animate a scene from Homestuck!
Me: Hey, yeah, that’s a great idea! But which scene?
Me: Do the suplex scene with Dave and Karkat!
Me: Geez, umm, that one’s kind of hard, though…
Me: Oh, and you should practice some camera movement too, since you kinda suck at that!
Me: Yeah, but, maybe I can do that with something else…
Me: DUUUUDE! You should make the camera pivot around Dave like in the MATRIX!!
Me: ಥ‿ಥ
Needless to say there are plenty of flaws but if you lean back and sort of squint a little I think it looks pretty good.
reblog if u were on tumblr before yahoo bought it
IT’S LITERALLY BEEN LIKE A DAY AND WHAT ARE YOU EVEN TRYING TO ACHIEVE WITH THIS POST
only a true tumblrite would understand. you just outed yourself as a yahooligan
YAHOOLIGAN
its not even his final form
OH MY GOD I LAUGHED TOO HARD
Literally my reaction:
REBLOGGING AGAIN HAHAHA
IM DIEINGHave your co-stars treated you differently since you’ve won an oscar?
She’s 100% the best.
This is the only crap you should purposefully eliminate from your body.
This speaks volumes to me
powerful
I obviously (see “9gag” there?)) do NOT own this))
But..
THIS IS PRICELESS
(My friend sent it to me today while I was at a restaurant and I laughed so hard my another friend who I was there with started looking at me strangely)))
